12 Things My Father Taught Me about Being a Funeral Director


7th generation funeral director, Caleb Wilde shares 12 things that his father has taught him about being a funeral director!

1. Lead by Example.

By virtue of my 10-week-old son, this will be the first Father’s Day that I celebrate as a father.  And like many new fathers, my first born has caused me to re-evaluate myself and my priorities, making me feel nervously unprepared to be the example that I now am.In many ways, I’ve emulated my father.  Though I may not consciously know how to be a great father, there’s a real sense that I can trust the instincts my dad’s instilled.

2. Being Caleb is better than being Superman.

My son – if he so chooses – will be the 7th generation of Wilde funeral directors.  Not only am I the 6th generation funeral director on my paternal side, but I would have been the 5th generation on my maternal side had my mom decided to join her father’s funeral business. I’m a thoroughbred funeral director.

After 11 generations of my progenitors breathing formalin fumes, I have yet to develop a superpower.  And even though I’ve wanted to be in the linage of Superman since I saw Christopher Reeves don blue tights, I’m content just being Caleb.  After all, it’s Caleb that my dad has always loved.

3. Presence is better than Presents.

The greatest gift my dad ever gave me was his time.  As a funeral director and a new father, I realize how hard it was for him to make time for me.  He could have worked harder, made more money and given me cooler things, better cars, etc.  Instead, he worked less, made less money and gave me himself.

4.  Service over Business.

People are an end in and of themselves. Money is a means.  This I know, for my father showed me so.

5. Respect Your Elders.

My grandfather was born on the second floor of the funeral home and was embalming bodies by the age of fourteen (so he says).  For dramatic effect, Pop-Pop secretly hopes he’ll die while embalming a body. Upon starting at the funeral home nearly a decade ago, I’ve studied my grandfather like a text book and, as a result, I think I could pass the “Good Funeral Director” test.  Oddly enough, it’s by respecting my elders that I’ve been prepared for the future.

6.  Smile. Look people in the eye and shake their hand.

It’s a lost art.  But, it’s an art that I’ve regularly seen my dad practice.

7. Everyone Has a Story.

My dad is one of the most tolerant people I know – partially because he has an understanding personality and partially because the funeral business makes tolerance a necessity.  While others pigeon hole certain groups that are “different,” I listen to their story.  I want to hear their story because I’ve always seen my dad be more interested in people than kowtowing to the interests of his tribe.

8.  “If you did something wrong, it’d be in the newspaper the day before you did it.”

At first, I wasn’t a fan of having a legacy I didn’t create. Everybody knows that I’m a Wilde.  And everybody has an expectation that I SHOULD be just like the rest of my family. When I was younger, the “Wilde” name was a restraint, now I wear it – not as a burden – but as a badge.

9. Integrity.

Integrity is what you do when nobody is looking.  In funeral service, there’s many times when “nobody is looking”.  And every time I’ve secretly watched my dad, I’ve seen him doing right … whether at home or at the funeral home.

10. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

How many times has my present strength been arrested by worrying about what’s ahead?  Be present … we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

11. Laugh as often as you can.

Whether it was watching The Three Stooges, Monty Python or his propensity to flatulate, my dad always found a way to make me laugh.

12. “Not everybody is as lucky as you are.”

Fathers are rarely neutral figures.  They’ve either been monumental failures or, well, father figures.  I’m lucky.  And while not everyone is as lucky as I am, everyone has the opportunity to be the best they can be and make their son or daughter as lucky as I was.  And my hope for this my first Father’s Day is that my son will one day be counted among the lucky.


About the author:
Caleb Wilde practices his funeral service in Parkesburg, Pa. at his family owned Wilde Funeral Home.  He practices his writing at www.calebwilde.com, where he regularly posts his thoughts.  He would be more than happy if you followed him on Twitter.

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  1. Dad

    Caleb, I’ve loved you the day you were born. I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to love your sisters when they came into our lives but God gives fathers more love to take care of them too. Thank you for your kind reflections on our relationship.
    I guess good Dad’s always want the best for their children and are willing to sacrifice. We’ve all had excellent role models.

  2. Kim Stacey

    Beautifully written, Caleb. A true celebration of love! Happy first Father’s Day – I know, from reading this post, just how important being a father is to you. You’ll shine, and your son will prosper. 

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  4. Christine

    Your father shared a lot of what he taught you with the youth group from Latta.  I count myself fortunate to have his ( and your Mom’s) loving guidance during those years we participated. Congratulations on becoming a father!

  5. Raoul Cervantes

    I never really knew your father, but I knew you grandfather quite well, as well as his brother. When  I came to plan my mother’s funeral, I think I met you first. When the time came, your grandfather handled the paper work. I think he did that because he knew me and wanted to be there for me.  You could easily elaborate on that list and write a readable book of wisdom. I think America could use something like that right now. 

  6. April Donley

    Caleb, you’re gonna be such a cool dad and Jeremiah is so lucky to have you as a father!

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    a wonderful family–

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