15 Hilarious Christmas Gift Ideas For The Funeral Director In Your Life

The holidays are fast approaching, and if you’re anything like me, you still have all of your Christmas shopping to do!

Shopping for Christmas gifts is such a hard thing to do… especially if the person you’re shopping for is a busy funeral professional.

So this Christmas, why not look like a total Santa Claus rockstar? Show up to your holiday family party with one of these hilarious, yet awesome gifts and you’ll be the talk of your family for years!


#1 – “12 Days of Christmas” stocking

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… Ok, it’s not exactly the best version of the infamous 12 Days of Christmas song, but this creative stocking will definitely offer up some good laughs this holiday season!


#2 – Head chef apron

There aren’t a lot of aprons out there that are as intimidating yet hilarious as this one. It’s easy to slip on and slip off in the crematory… oops, we mean kitchen!


#3 – A funeral guide for newbies

Have a friend who’s just entering the funeral profession? Then why not show them the ropes of funeral service with this comprehensive guide for newbies? Just make sure they don’t try any of the techniques listed in there without supervision!


#4 – Funeral director magnet

I don’t know about you, but this is one of the funniest magnets I’ve ever seen. Plus, it celebrates you women out there in funeral service. Perfect for the home or office, this magnet is sure to make you chuckle.


#5 – A humorous and creepy t-shirt

If you know a funeral director or embalmer who has even the slightest sense of humor, these t-shirts are the perfect gift for them. I once saw someone wearing one of these t-shirts, and to this day, they are my hero.

#6 – Future funeral director bodysuit

Let’s face it… finding a unique gift for a toddler can be difficult. Why not give them something out-of-the-box that they’ll remember forever? This awesome bodysuit is totally a fashion statement. Plus, you can pass it on from generation to generation if you’re a family-owned funeral home!

#7 – Casket business card holder

Need something to hold all of those business cards you’ve collected over the years? Don’t throw them in a messy pile in your desk drawer anymore… use this handy casket business card holder! It comes in two colors and, it’s pretty darn creative if you ask me.


#8 – Anubis wine bottle holder

We know you learned about Anubis, the God of embalming, in mortuary school. And now, you can get Anubis made into an elegant wine bottle holder. We love the design, plus it’s handmade! It’s truly the perfect addition to any office or dinner table.


#9 – Urn cuff links

Looking for a truly unique gift that’s handmade? Then these sterling silver cuff links are the perfect choice for anyone in the funeral service industry.

#10 – Skull oven mitt

This oven mitt isn’t only stylish, but it helps you keep your hands safe when reaching into the crematory… oops we mean oven! You can order this oven mitt here.

#11 – Embalming jewelry

Now you can take your favorite embalming tool with you everywhere you go! This Sterling Silver Trocar Pendant is the perfect gift for that embalmer in your life. This little gem is so detailed, you can even see the little holes on the shaft. Plus, you can order it in white gold if you’re feeling really fancy! You can actually purchase this beauty here.


#12 – Barbie funeral play-set

We found this gem on Caleb Wilde’s blog, where he wrote “Barbie’s getting to that point in her life … she’s 53 … where it’s time Mattel starts thinking about these things.” Although it isn’t real, this Funeral Director Barbie play-set is pretty genius!

#13 – Funeral director LEGO play-set

Don’t worry, young women in funeral service aren’t the only ones who can be spoiled with funeral themed toys this year. Now the boys in funeral service can get in on the fun with this amazing LEGO set (again, completely fictional, but nonetheless hilarious).

#14 – A dream vacation

Let’s be honest… the BEST gift you can give any funeral professional, no matter how long they’ve been in the business, is a break. After all, we are the of the hardest working professions in the world. So do yourself (or someone else) a huge favor and gosh darn it, plan a vacation during the holidays! Who doesn’t want to enjoy a break from this arctic weather anyways? And seriously, if you are thinking about vacation, Groupon does a great job putting together all inclusive packages!


#15 – A new, stunning (free) website

Does that funeral director in your life have a website for their business? If so, does it look like it was designed before Y2K? If so, why not do them a favor and give them the best Christmas gift of all… the funeral profession’s #1 all-in-one website platform? A website that will help them grow their business is definitely a gift that will keep on giving, and giving and… you get the point. Learn how to get you (or your friend) online the fast, free and easy way this Christmas by clicking here.

What do YOU want for Christmas this year!?! Tell us your dream Christmas present in the comments below!

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  1. Barbee Dixon

    Not happy Barbee has no hearse or first call car or even a flower car- cheep

  2. C S Thompson

    Once again poor Ken is an ‘optional’ accessory? Hey! That Lego set is to “die for” if you ask me! Lol!

  3. Vicki

    Please make the Lego set…..I would so,buy it, and the Barbie set is really good as well….but where did Ken go

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  5. Tyler Ward

    Very nice blog #Krystal Penrose. I like your post of gift ideas, its really amazing. Can you please suggest me some gag gift for men or women and other funny gift ideas?

    Thank you
    Tyler Ward

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    It’s awesome blog article. I really like that content and ides about the hilarious Christmas. Thanks for sharing.

  8. Allison Schrock

    Where can I get the LEGO set shown above?

  9. Jude

    As a funeral director and embalmer fictional gifts should not be in your blog. Great ideas. Not yours. But should not come up under gifts for funeral directors